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  1. OBSTACLE COURSE POINT VALUES

    Saturday, November 17, 2012

    By Lisa Harmon

    OBSTACLE
    PARKING SPACE 50 POINTS
    Get car out of space without losing mirror on the pillar or hitting any of the other cars parked precariously close.

    OBSTACLE
    4 WAY STOP 50 POINTS
    Navigate the four way stop between yourself, two people that don’t know rules of the road and one guy that just blows right through while the other two are thinking.

    OBSTACLE
    NARCOLEPTIC GUY MAKING A LEFT 50 POINTS
    Make a left turn even though you’re stuck behind a guy that stopped for pedestrians, then forgot to get going again.

    OBSTACLE
    NO PARKING  100 POINTS
    Find parking at your destination by aggressively following people with keys, making very fast, sharp turns, and learning how to find parking where no one else can.  Have you tried murder alley?  There are usually spots back there.

    OBSTACLE
    NO MONEY  100 POINTS
    You finally make it to the store but you have no cash.  Find a way to get your munchies with debit/credit or five-finger discount.

    OBSTACLE
    YOUR OBNOXIOUS FRIEND IS IN THE BODEGA  150 POINTS
    Find a way out of the bodega before your friend notices you and hits you up for a twenty because his mother is being a bitch.

    OBSTACLE
    GUY LEANING ON YOUR CAR   150 POINTS 
    WITH A 40 OZ. IN A BAG  200 POINTS
    Get across that you’re pulling out now without engaging miscreants.

    OBSTACLE
    BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND IS A JERK      500 POINTS
    Ditch the loser and keep your self respect.
    Avoid a scene:  150 POINT BONUS

    OBSTACLE
    THAT TIME OF THE MONTH.  Lose 100 points.
    Two Motrin:   25 POINT BONUS
     
    OBSTACLE
    YOUR MATERIAL SUCKS  1000 POINTS
    Work that material.  Whip it into shape.  Get on it.  There’s something funny in there.  Get going.

    OBSTACLE
    YOU THINK YOU COULD BE PREGNANT.  LOSE 5 MILLION POINTS.
    YOU’RE NOT PREGNANT AFTER ALL!  YOU WIN!
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  2. 3 comments:

    1. She So Funny said...

      So, you're not going to lend me that $20? ~Samantha

    2. Lisa Harmon said...

      Sure I will! I don't think you'd ask quite like that! lol

    3. since i don't drive, much of those points don't apply to me. however, i think i should earn loads of points for not killing street harrassers and my ex. i love your 'ditch the loser and keep your self respect' for 500 points. i'd earn those points now, but i needed to learn that so long ago. grrrr. forget about the bonus for avoiding a scene. i think we lived in a scene. a bad bad scene.

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