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    Saturday, August 4, 2012

    Eddie Murphy

    Dad said Aunt Bunny
    is really Bigfoot. Gus, she
    says, “Goonie Goo Goo!”

    Chris Rock

    I have a daughter
    My only job is to keep
    Her off of the pole.

    George Carlin

    Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cock-
    sucker, Motherfucker Tits
    Can’t say on TV

    Jerry Seinfeld

    Why is McDonald’s
    Still counting? We get it. You’re
    Doing Very well

    Margaret Cho

    Dreams were limited
    To be an extra on MASH
    Me love you long time

  2. 1 comments:

    1. Amy said...

      This is one of the funniest things EVER!!!

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