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  1. Weekend in Haiku

    Monday, September 17, 2012


    To build upon Amy’s post, I’ve decided to summarize my weekend in a series of haikus:







    Friday
    Prepared for a gig
    Friday. Empty room except
    for some old ladies.

    Saturday
    Cleaned house body hurts.
    Dinner was Indian food.
    Starbuck's loo ... sorry!

    Sunday
    Cut grass allergies.
    Laundry, shopping.  Thanks, Jewish
    folks.  Two more days off!

  2. Haikumedy

    Saturday, August 4, 2012

    Eddie Murphy

    Dad said Aunt Bunny
    is really Bigfoot. Gus, she
    says, “Goonie Goo Goo!”




    Chris Rock

    I have a daughter
    My only job is to keep
    Her off of the pole.



    George Carlin

    Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cock-
    sucker, Motherfucker Tits
    Can’t say on TV



    Jerry Seinfeld

    Why is McDonald’s
    Still counting? We get it. You’re
    Doing Very well



    Margaret Cho

    Dreams were limited
    To be an extra on MASH
    Me love you long time