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  1. Have A Sip Of Gasoline By Rhonda Hansome

    Thursday, January 8, 2015


    Well 2015 has shown all the promise of continuing mayhem & blood letting. 

    NYPD doesn't even bother to keep statistics on the number of unarmed civilians they kill. 

    A certifiable loony chose to "Give pigs wings." at THE OPTIMAL MOMENT to short circuit the potential of a monumental multi-ethnic, cross-generational, inter-religious movement poised to demand equal justice and accountability in police practices. 

                                                  
                                                 As in comedy, it's all in the t-t-timing.

    Insert here your own conspiracy theory related to the heinous murder of officers Rafael Ramos & Wenjian Liu...


    week later I have to shake my head when NY police are again targets.  Thankfully they survived the gun shots of fleeing bodega bandits. 



    Unfortunately, a blood soaked blue line does not foster good will nor rational communication with NYPD union reps. How the NYC Patrolmen's Benevolent Association flipped a responsible father's caveat to his son, 

    "To be careful around police."
    into a Mayor's blanket castigation of the entire police force; takes mental jujitsu and a not well hidden agenda*.

    This week in Paris, cartoonist were massacred by the dozen. As far as endangered species go, journalist are gaining on young black men.


    Because airplanes continue to inexplicably fall out of the sky, I wrote a joke:  For Christmas I gave my ex a lifetime of travel on Malaysia Airlines. It's a 1-way ticket. 



                                                                                 Too soon?

    Today's temperature is 9°, but it feels like -12°.

                                                                               Is perception reality?

    It feels like we're going to hell in a hand basket... So sit back, relax.


    Have a sip of gasoline.

    *Make logical connection to conspiracy theory you inserted above.

    4 PM Sun. Feb. 1 at Don't Tell Mama
    I'm telling jokes & singing with Ann McCormack & Woody Regan 







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  2. 6 comments:

    1. Sipping gasoline over here. Liked your joke. Glad to read you here again.

    2. loislane911 said...

      Gasoline prices are down for the New Year, so we should enjoy every sip while we can afford it. Actually, with the increased Fracking we will all be drinking it involuntarily via the fiery kitchen faucet-flow. And speaking of conspiracy theories: don't get me started on the crop circles... Everything old is new again... "Selma" is all too timely, and "masturbating" fetuses are the main focus of our new Congress. But somehow life is GOOD, it certainly is when I read your thoughtful and FUNNY blog! A great way to bring in the New Year!

    3. Rhonda said...

      Dear Mindy, Thanks for your support. It felt good to visit.

    4. Rhonda said...

      Dear LoisLane911, I concur. In spite of it all "somehow life is GOOD". That is exactly what got me back on this site after such a looong absence.Thanks for responding to my post. I really appreciate the support.

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