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  1. A Week in Review

    Friday, August 16, 2013

    By Samantha DeRose

    Saturday - Went to the beach and helped a friend find a home for her foster puppy.  Yay!
    Sunday - Went to a Christening and met a Great Dane who wagged her tail and knocked Lee's champagne all over the priest's antique table.
    Wrote comedy with a friend at the mall
    Monday - Had my dryer fixed
    Fell up the steps and injured my injured foot
    Went to the doctor and was scolded
    Did laundry only to discover that a sharp thingy was stuck in the dryer and had ripped all of our clothes
    Tuesday – Called the dryer guy who came back and dislodged the sharp thingy and denied that it was his fault.
    Went to the store.  Got home and dropped my wallet on the front steps outside.  My pants fell all the way down.  Reason #187 why my neighbors don't speak to me. (I live on the same block as my parents and sister)
    Wednesday - Went to the beach – warned everyone to use sunscreen as the sun was bright but the weather was chilly.  Forgot to sunscreen myself and burned.  Badly.
    Put a chicken on the grill to roast and almost set two houses on fire.
    Thursday - Worked.
    Bought lottery tickets.
    Went to the store for laundry detergent.
    Got home and forgot to buy laundry detergent.
    Friday - Spilled coffee in my shoes
    Made a craft necklace.  Fingers stuck together from glue.
    Went to work
    Came home
    Played fetch with Nunzio (throw the stick and he runs away)
    Went to my mother's and "borrowed" laundry detergent
    Did two loads of laundry (God, how I love a functioning, non-clothes-destroying dryer)
    Watched a movie and realized, halfway through, that I had already watched it 11 years ago.
    Stepped in cat shit.  Wasn’t wearing shoes.  Or socks.  Again.
    Checked lottery tickets.  Didn’t win.

  2. 3 comments:

    1. RHC said...

      Your pants fell all the way down...

    2. loving your ability to condense a day and a week the way you did. oy vey to all the mishaps. but I have to wonder about the fit of those pants. I suspect you were wearing them too loose and maybe even sagging. ahem. lol fun blog, great illustration. :-)

    3. Anonymous said...

      You mean a regular Glad the puppy got adopted!

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