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    Sunday, October 28, 2012

    Halloween Whores

    Last night, I went to a birthday party in New York City.  It just happened to coincide with the "Saturday before Halloween"...aka, "Ladies dress like whores night".  Everywhere you turn, there is a slutty pirate, slutty nurse, slutty Power Ranger, slutty name it, slutty, slutty everywhere.  Don't get me wrong, I think the female body is something to be admired, but come on!  Ladies, let's attempt originality once in a while.

    Oh Ricky, you're so fine.  You're so fine you blow my mind!
    I am a 4'11" cracker and I prefer to dress like a man on Halloween.  There is nothing sexy about me, so I take advantage of it on Hallo's Eve.  One year, I dressed like Andre Agassi...brilliant, I might add.  This is me dressed as Ricky Wells...a dude I went to high school with.   This year, I wanted to go as a slutty Steven Hawking, but couldn't get my hands on a wheelchair - a necessary prop for the costume.

    I'm slutty!


    All I am saying is, ladies, let's try something different!  Instead of trying to get laid on Halloween, have a good time.  Explore other costume options...maybe take a second look at the Frankenstein costume in Ricky's.  Just freaking go for it! 

  2. 2 comments:

    1. She So Funny said...

      Oh my gawd... You would have made a phenomenal Steven Hawking. I went as Susan Powder one year. ~Samantha

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