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  1. Where Will This Road Go?

    Tuesday, September 25, 2012


    During my penis-free era, I created a penis-free zone which I sometimes point out the locations of during my stand-up.  Last week, I shared a penis-free fantasy here.  I sent someone a penis-free hug. It’s become a thing.  

                                                                                       
    So I thought it might be fun to brainstorm the idea …  and see what comes up.    
                                                                                  

     
    Make penis-free cookies.  

                                                                    





     
     Enjoy some penis-free soup.                                  
     
                             
    Use only penis-free paper products.                                                                                                   
     
    Take a first class penis-free flight somewhere.

     
                                                                                                                              


     

    Buy penis-free at holiday time.      
     
    Design a brand of penis-free jeans.        
     
    Enjoy my penis-free thoughts.


    Now that I’ve had this much-needed, penis-free era and expressed it over and over and over and over in poetry and plays and stories and comedy, maybe I’ve made room for a penis-ful time somewhere down the road. 



     
                                                                   
                                                                                                                       


     

                       
    Or … maybe not.  Keep tuning in.                     

     

     
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  2. 2 comments:

    1. She So Funny said...

      Great post! Visit the Washington Monument... build a model rocket ship... buy a slender thermos... grow mushrooms.

    2. lol. I am enjoying things as they are for now. I hope that comes across. All pink, lavender, and pretty. But given how long this "era" has lasted, if something changes, I would probably consider it worthy of a news bulletin. lol

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