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Dragonfly Woman
Saturday, May 27, 2017
I was sitting in the park, and eventually the squirrels got my attention. The constant chasing made me wonder if the one getting chased ever gets any peace.No matter what is going on outside, I can go home. And since being gratefully single, no one is in my apartment to bother, belittle, or betray me. For a long time, I didn't know if I'd ever have the luxury of living in relative peace.I couldn't stop thinking about the squirrels and the birds. Life for the female seems like being prey 24/7. They can't really hide from each other. And birds can fly, but for the ones being chased that doesn't mean they can escape since the chasers can fly too. I thought that it must be so exhausting. In some way, I felt connected in sisterhood with the female squirrels and birds.Days later a friend of mine sent me this:Brilliant!Posted by Mindy Matijasevic at 9:00 PM | Labels: birds, coping strategy, female dragonflies, Mindy Matijasevic, sexual harrassment, sisterhood, squirrels | 1 comments | Email This BlogThis! Share to X Share to Facebook |
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Food Stamp Stomp By Rhonda Hansome
Thursday, May 4, 2017
A "Grade A Fool" got her panties in a twist on Facebook over a stranger's use of food stamps. An EBT Card Owner bought food and requested $50.00 cash back. It then appeared the EBT card owner used that entire $50.00 to purchase lotto tickets. This pissed off, to no end, "Grade A Fool" and a number of her followers.Anyone in the unenviable position to qualify for Food Stamps and actually receive an EBT card deserves to use HER money as she sees fit.Corporate welfare queens continue to profit from paying as little as their numerous tax loopholes will allow. On campaign, POTUS 45 actually touted his use of tax evasion loopholds as "smart". Unlike the EBT Card Owner he has refused to reveal recent tax returns and is determined to use his elevated position to increase benefits to the richest 1%.So I say to you hater nosey bitches, try buying a clue!Blatant Self-Promotion Alert!Thank you Kevin Gootee, judges: Jeffrey Gurian Sean Lynch Amy ShankerJim Mendrinos and all the crew associated with the latest episode ofClick the link and enjoy!Posted by RHC at 9:01 AM | Labels: Amy Shanker, Comics Watching Comics, Corporate Welfare Queens, EBT, Facebook, Food Stamps, Jeffrey Gurian, Jim Mendrinos, Kevin Gootee, POTUS 45, Rhonda Hansome, Sean Lynch, tax evasion, tax loopholds | 3 comments | Email This BlogThis! Share to X Share to Facebook |
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"Right" Doesn't Make "Might"
Tuesday, April 25, 2017
Comics, I've been told and have experienced with some, make the worst comedy show audiences. I was puzzled by that when I was new and still am. When I hear comedy I like, I laugh and applaud.Teachers, I've been told, tend to make the worst students. At first I was shocked. I love learning things (that I want to know). However, I have noticed how teachers behave in settings where they are supposed to be learning or at least paying attention. They can be a huge pain in the ass. Some do exactly what makes them angry when students do it -- cell phones, side chit-chat, not doing their assignment, thinking the rules do not apply to them, etc. You'd think they'd be understanding when students behave in those ways, but, no, it is what those teachers have no tolerance for.It's never boring working with humans.I've worked at many, many places as an instructor for adults needing their basic education. Many teachers are amazingly wonderful people. Then there are those whose voices make you cringe as they echo the voices of angry teachers from our youth yelling at students in anticipation of bad behavior. Reminds you of why, in spite of learning being a natural in-born desire, you hated school.My wish for the yelling ones is to inhale these wise words:Posted by Mindy Matijasevic at 7:41 PM | Labels: comics as audience, Mindy Matijasevic, teachers as students | 4 comments | Email This BlogThis! Share to X Share to Facebook |
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I Got a Good Grade on My "Report Card"
Tuesday, April 18, 2017
As an instructor of adult students who were already gypped in life, I know I am expected to answer to supervisors and administrators, but I consider my students the ones I aim to connect with and do right by. Teaching is about students. However, we are often evaluated by those who are the furthest from our students. Administrators, funders, etc. So on the last day of the school cycle, I often ask my students to write me a letter, letting me know what their favorite part of class was and the least favorite, so I can make it even better. If anyone is qualified to give me feedback, I figure it is those who receive my services. I assure them they won't hurt my feelings, and I truly want to know.These are excerpts:"...The class atmosphere is so welcoming and heart warming that it really makes you excited in the morning to get to school. ...You make learning for us to be fun in a way that we all can understand." "...keep on doing what you are doing, so you can motivate more people like me." "...I take classes here five days a week, but this is the only class I felt so comfortable in. My classmates were great. We are all open and comfortable with each other. ...No words can explain how I feel. ...I wish I didn't have to leave. ...I hope your new class knows how lucky they are." "I liked how you helped us with our confidence from the first day when you had us share about ourselves to today by having us perform. The one thing I didn't like was that I didn't come on time, but I thank you for dealing with me. Thank you for helping me get closer to my goal." "The best part of this class was my teacher. ...I underestimate myself. My teacher gave me the confidence I needed to feel comfortable with learning." "...The way you take the time with every one of us, you take the time to understand whatever it might be anyone is going through. I also like how once you come into class, it's work mode, like giving us a worksheet, and we get to work as a group. I wouldn't change anything about how you teach, so please keep caring about your students the way you do. I have really enjoyed you and your class. You will be missed. Hope to see you around because I still need you in my life to get my diploma." "...You are definitely a teacher I will remember. ...an awesome and welcoming teacher." "...a wonderful teacher who makes us laugh and learn."Long before I started stand-up, a math student, Raul, insisted I should be a comedian. I was still too chicken. But some years after, I did it. However, my financial life is that of an underpaid teacher, a gratefully divorced woman but with zero alimony, so if anyone out there has paid work for me to help supplement my meager salary, I am also an experienced proofreader, actress, comic, and creative writer. Dogs and cats tend to like me (smart creatures that they are), so if you need an animal sitter, I'm open to hearing about it.Posted by Mindy Matijasevic at 12:00 AM | Labels: actress, adult students, cats, comic, Dogs, Mindy Matijasevic, proofreader, Raul Santiago, what really matters to students, what should really matter to teachers, writer | 4 comments | Email This BlogThis! Share to X Share to Facebook |
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Brief Announcement
Tuesday, April 4, 2017
I will be doing stand-up comedyThursday, April 27th7pmin the New Faces event (a variety show)Studio TheatreLehman College250 Bedford Park BlvdThe Bronx
near #4 and D trains
Posted by Mindy Matijasevic at 12:00 AM | Labels: comedy, Lehman College, Mindy Matijasevic, New Faces, performing, Studio Theatre | 2 comments | Email This BlogThis! Share to X Share to Facebook |
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A Justice Fantasy
Tuesday, March 28, 2017
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sharing aand jerking off at each other 'til
Posted by Mindy Matijasevic at 12:00 AM | Labels: bitch, Cosby, justice fantasy, Mindy Matijasevic, Trump | 3 comments | Email This BlogThis! Share to X Share to Facebook |
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When I Have Money...
Tuesday, March 21, 2017
When I have enough money, I tend to have toilet paper, tissues, and towel paper. When I don't have enough money, I typically have one of those things serving many roles. Also when I have enough money, I put my refund bottles in a shopping bag and put it outside for those who rely on it for income. If I see someone collecting cans and bottles, I hand them the bag directly. And when I'm not with enough money, I refund the bottles myself and use each nickel.I had a real fun time at Red White & Brew in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn last Wednesday. I will admit that I was the oldest person in the room. Still, I felt warmly welcomed by host Vincenzo Bracale, the bartender, and the audience. It's a long trip from where I live, but I napped on the trains, so it was okay. I had a decent set, it seemed, from the feedback. The bartender knew how to make my Long Island Iced Tea, so after two, I had to rely on the audience feedback. They called my set "great."That film I thought I was in next weekend, I don't know what has happened with that. However, I have an audition on Saturday for an acting role in something.I received an email today saying I won $100 on www.gsn.com which I will receive in 3 to 4 weeks. I know I will need it whenever it arrives.Excuse me. Signing off now to get some toilet paper, so I can blow my nose.Posted by Mindy Matijasevic at 9:00 PM | Labels: comedy show, Mindy Matijasevic, money, Red White & Brew, Vincenzo Bracale | 5 comments | Email This BlogThis! Share to X Share to Facebook |
















