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  1. So Dear Readers, for a long time now I’ve been looking for a way to fail upwards or at least sell out and cash in.  Reading about the recent Abercrombie & Fitch controversy, I may have found a way to do it and you can participate!

    Abercrombie & Fitch is under fire for their exclusionary vision of fashion.  They boast clothes in size double zeroes and extra smalls, with their largest ladies' pants a narrow ass size 10.  A&F CEO Mike Jefferies is clear about his target demographic and crows, " looking people.  We don't market to anyone other than that."

    Well their last quarter profits have dropped precipitously, they’ve got a PR mess to deal with and I want to help them better their image, with me as their newest spokes model. Yes, they can diversify, and literally expand their sizing with me.

    Dear Reader, let A&F know you want me to represent a different face and shape of fashion forward thinking. Tell Abercrombie & Fitch to make Rhonda Hansome their bitch or spokes model, wording your choice.
     Abercrombie & Fitch Corporate Office & Headquarters  6301 Fitch Path New Albany OH 43054
      (614) 283-6500  @Abercrombie

    Then come see me do stand-up!

    Rhonda Hansome is an actress, writer, director.  See her do stand-up 7:30 PM Wed. June 12th with her pals Nancy Lombardo, Bob Greenberg, Angela Scott and Scott Blakeman at the Workshop Theater Comedy Benefit 312 W. 36th St. Main Stage.Tickets only $15.00! Call Ovation Tix 866-811-4111 

  2. 5 comments:

    1. "Cool" is in the eye of the beholder. I think their eyes(and the mind behind the eyes) are only capable of beholding those narrow ass sizes you mention. They deserve to have profits comparable to the meat on a size double zero.

    2. RHC said...

      Yes Mindy, in this day & age!

    3. Sharon Renay said...
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    4. Sharon Renay said...

      I think their clothes are anything but cool - everybody looks like a jerk walking around with their names across their bodies - especially guys in those garish frickin t shirts. Yuck!

    5. She So Funny said...

      Calling them right now! ~S

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