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  1. So Dear Readers, for a long time now I’ve been looking for a way to fail upwards or at least sell out and cash in.  Reading about the recent Abercrombie & Fitch controversy, I may have found a way to do it and you can participate!

    Abercrombie & Fitch is under fire for their exclusionary vision of fashion.  They boast clothes in size double zeroes and extra smalls, with their largest ladies' pants a narrow ass size 10.  A&F CEO Mike Jefferies is clear about his target demographic and crows, "...cool looking people.  We don't market to anyone other than that."

    Well their last quarter profits have dropped precipitously, they’ve got a PR mess to deal with and I want to help them better their image, with me as their newest spokes model. Yes, they can diversify, and literally expand their sizing with me.




    Dear Reader, let A&F know you want me to represent a different face and shape of fashion forward thinking. Tell Abercrombie & Fitch to make Rhonda Hansome their bitch or spokes model, wording your choice.
     Abercrombie & Fitch Corporate Office & Headquarters  6301 Fitch Path New Albany OH 43054
      (614) 283-6500  @Abercrombie



    Then come see me do stand-up!


    Rhonda Hansome is an actress, writer, director.  See her do stand-up 7:30 PM Wed. June 12th with her pals Nancy Lombardo, Bob Greenberg, Angela Scott and Scott Blakeman at the Workshop Theater Comedy Benefit 312 W. 36th St. Main Stage.Tickets only $15.00! Call Ovation Tix 866-811-4111 
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  2. 5 comments:

    1. "Cool" is in the eye of the beholder. I think their eyes(and the mind behind the eyes) are only capable of beholding those narrow ass sizes you mention. They deserve to have profits comparable to the meat on a size double zero.

    2. Rhonda said...

      Yes Mindy, in this day & age!

    3. Sharon Renay said...
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    4. Sharon Renay said...

      I think their clothes are anything but cool - everybody looks like a jerk walking around with their names across their bodies - especially guys in those garish frickin t shirts. Yuck!

    5. She So Funny said...

      Calling them right now! ~S

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