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  1. Walter White

    Monday, September 16, 2013

     By Samantha DeRose

    It's 8:06 on Monday night.  In the past 24 hours I have:

    Done stand up comedy
    Cooked 3 breakfasts
    Flat ironed hair
    Administered 5 exams (to which I am opposed)
    Fielded departmental questions that were intended for my boss
    (Though I'm not an administrator) Trained supervisors on software (designed to annihilate my job and/or tenure)
    Picked kids up from school, drove kids to store, cello lessons
    Cooked dinner
    Cleaned kitchen
    Ironed familial clothing for tomorrow
    Probably forgotten at least a dozen other items that should be added to this list

    I'm tired and I'm going to bed.  I'm also starting to think that, despite the outcome of last night's Breaking Bad, Walter White had the right idea. 

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