It’s 10pm. Do you know what
your weiner is doing?
Mr. Weiner, you need a cock sitter
Someone to keep you off Facebook and Twitter
If you had a vagina
They may undermine ya
But you wouldn’ta been a campaign shitter
New York City needs
a good mayor
But you were being a
cock swayer
You took your dicky
Made everything
sticky
Now the city’s
future is much grayer
When you’re in the public eye
There are things you shouldn’t do
Jerk off on line and lie
Just to name two
We gave you a second chance
You got another shot
Again you unzipped your pants
You’re expecting an awful lot
If you really were in treatment
And got a grip on this
I might reconsider
In two thousand twenty-six
Would a Weiner wean whacking his weiner if a Weiner could wean
whacking?
*Truthfully, I feel for him because I don’t think he can help
it right now. He needs to be in
treatment not to convince voters of anything but because he wants to understand
himself and have control over himself.
