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  1. Happy New Year! by Rhonda Hansome

    Thursday, December 27, 2012

    Happy New Year!


    Stockings may be hanging by the chimney, but it’s the day after Christmas and I desperately need a pair of warm black tights that don’t fit like a torture device. So I venture to find tights in a Bullet department store.  I’ll use true brand names as soon as I figure out how to monetize unsolicited corporate mentions in my blog, soon to be vlog, after I organize a committee to prepare a bi-partisan report advising me how to avoid my too many electronic platforms, not enough technical support cliff.  

    Have I digressed already?  Be warned I am amazingly adept at taking flight on tangents. In fact it is my most endearing quality.  Anyway, day after Christmas entering Bullet department store, the return / exchange line, 3 people deep, stretches all the way to the greeting card section; where employees were putting on display, wait for it… Valentine’s Day cards!

     

    Whoa Nellie!  Can I get through the greetings for this year’s remaining holidays?

    Happy Kwanzaa!



                                        


    By the way, I’m still looking for those elusive black textured tights. 




    Maybe I’ll find them by Valentine's Day!