What an American holiday – July 4th. One Independence Day sticks in my mind. Years, actually decades ago in Alabama, specifically
Hogs Hollow, where via Greyhound Bus I’d been sent to visit my Aunt Rosie. My mother’s sister lived on a back woods farm
and did have hogs that hollered, loud continuous grunts. No Dear Reader, this city girl had never seen
live hogs in a pen nor used an out-house before. Have you?
If you’ve never used an old country out-house, think
of the last time you were in a Porto-San.
Replace the molded plastic surrounding you with slats of rickety wood
you can see through. Now think, “How
could having my underwear around my ankles in this putrid, 2’ x 5’ box be MORE UNCOMFORTABLE?”
Got a picture? Now add a wasp’s nest decorating the ceiling
and on the floor, instead of Cottonelle toilet paper, a Sears and Roebuck
catalogue for wiping.
I was neck deep in back country living. I’m talking moonshine, which my Aunt Rosie called
White Lightning and sold in Mason
Jars, dirt roads and drawing water from a well. I was a 10 years old from the North. A Brooklyn (Bed-Stuy) going to Catholic school
with white kids gal spending the summer in the segregated South .
It was a hot, non-airconditioned July 3rd and I asked Aunt
Rosie what I could do the following day? She mentioned my cousins would be picking
cotton the next day to earn money to buy school clothes. I thought picking cotton could be fun. In all the movies I’d seen with folks picking cotton, they were singing as the fluffy balls of white swayed around them. How bad could it be?
My first inkling was a 4 AM wake up shout to get out
of bed so we could make it to the fields by 5 that morning. After my crack of dawn trip to indulge in the
amenities of the aforementioned out-house I was in a truck with a gaggle of
cousins and on my way to pick cotton.
At the cotton field I was given a sack, about as
long as I was tall, to loop over my shoulder.
I was pointed to a row and told to pick.
No demo, no pre-cotton picking snack, just row after row of raw cotton
on low hanging, (surprise!) prickly vines stretching out to the horizon.
I stepped into my row and noticed my 5 year old
cousin June Bug and EVERYONE else was about three city blocks ahead of me. I adjusted my gunny sack for the nth time and
reached to pluck a cotton boll. It was
resistant to my untrained hand. The
multiple pricks on the vine attacked my lower extremities and dared me to touch
the softness that billowed above them. I
looked to the row on my left for cousin June Bug whose gunny sack shimmied
along the dusty earth at an alarming rate as she captured cotton boll after cotton
boll with incredible precision for a 5 year old.
I finally got the
first boll of cotton in my sack and thought of my friends and cousins in
Brooklyn in
Coney Island or Prospect Park for a day of hijinks,
hot dogs and fireworks.
My nearly empty sack trailed behind me as visions of Coney Island’s surf,
Playland rides and cotton candy danced in my head.
By 10 AM I was hot, tired and convinced there was nothing to sing about
in these cotton fields. I tried to use
the financial incentive of a dollar a pound to keep my cotton picking motivated, but to no avail. I wanted the cooling comfort of an open fire
hydrant on my block.
Maybe a cherry shaved ices from the ices man or a simple game of
jacks on the stoop; anything but this cotton picking - cotton picking!
At noon a bell rang calling pickers to water dipped
from a bucket. My cousins suddenly appeared
with bulging sacks of cotton in tow.
After my noon time sip of water I knew I could not and would not return to
my woefully un - harvested row of cotton. I quietly asked for my sack to be weighed and
took my two quarters earned.
I
was homesick and sick of cotton. The
paltry fifty cents I’d “worked” for was little consolation as I cried in the
shade of the only tree for miles. The
unrelenting rows of cotton mocked me as I pined for the concrete joys of Bed-Stuy.
At dusk I tumbled into the truck with my cousins and
thought , “My birthday’s only six days away, there’ll be celebrating THAT day!” I’d be wrong again…
Happy 4th of July!!!
Rhonda Hansome is a comedian, writer, director and actress. You can see her live on stage as the Bar Owner / Host in Date Me Do Me Dump Me July 5th, 18-21 &
26-28. Look for information about her documentary film Drama Mamas, celebrating black women theater directors..
As a performer, I'm always wondering another performer's influence. For me, it's always been a showman (show woman) or front man for a band. My major influences are 1. Freddy Mercury, 2. Carol Burnett, 3. KISS, 4. Saturday Night Live 1977. I watched "How Bruce Lee Changed the World" this afternoon, and realized how many performers actually have given a nod to Bruce Lee and his influence over their career. I love, love, love Bruce Lee and wished that I had as much talent in my entire body as he had in his 1 inch punch. Bruce, as well as everyone listed above, made you escape into whatever land that they created for as long as they were on the screen or stage. Then, the next day, you keep thinking about their performance.
